Sunday, January 25, 2009

If only she was real!

Fictional myspace pages are good comedy

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=73410940

"Introducing Dahsheeka (pronounced Dar-shee-car) the feisty, straight-talking object of the infamously buttas MC Gremlins unwanted affections. Born Dahsheeka Monisha Elisha Rhiena Beyonce Ashanti Brown in Peckham it was clear from a young age that Dahsheeka had a definitive taste for the high life, her first words to her parents being Moschino and I want. A round-the-way-girl with the clich attitude to match, Dahsheeka, or Sheek as shes fondly called by her peers, enjoyed growing up in Peckham as it taught her many valuable life lessons such as: the California yakky at Deepaks wholesale on the high street tangles too quickly, or Chantels mums boyfriend can get designer D&G bags much cheaper than Tyrone and Bavin behind the flats! 19-year-old Dahsheeka is one of the founding members of TFC which stands for the Too Fine Crew 04, alongside her best friend and fellow hot gal Maneetah (every pretty girls ugly best friend), their main ethos being to look buff come rain or shine. Maneetah ironically has a deep crush on Dahsheekas gruesome chief pesterer MC gremlin, COULD YOU BELIEVE IT!? But hes not amused and continually spurns her advances of lust! For more on Dahsheeka and the gangs hilarious animated capers visit www.buttas.com "

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